Make your learning fun!
*Attention! Only for people who have a good sense of humour ! :pA teraz trochę oderwania od nudnych reklamacji.
And now, let’s move away from boring complaint letters.
Przeczytajcie poniższe dowcipy (źródło na dole posta) i spróbujcie się nauczyć nowych słówek,
Please read the jokes below (the source of which can be found at the bottom) and try to learn new vocabulary items,
tak jak polecałam w poprzednim poście. Zaznaczyłam ważne słowa na kolorowo.
as I recommended in the previous post. I have marked the important ones in colour.
Kojarzcie słówka z konkretną sytuacją,jaka się Wam pojawia w głowie przy czytaniu żartów-bo każdy ma swoją wyobraźnię.
Try associating each word with a specific situation that appears in your head while you are reading the jokes- as everyone of us has their own imagination.
1. Blonde joke- o blondynkach
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus stops and opens the door, one of the blondes comes nearer and asks the bus driver:
`Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?`
The bus driver shakes his head and says, `No, I`m sorry.`
Hearing this, the other blonde steps inside, smiles, and asks: `Will it take ME??`
2. Policemen -policjanci
On a rural road a policeman stopped a driver and said: "Sir, do you realise that your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the man replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
3. Soldiers -żołnierze
The soldier serving in Hong Kong was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to him and said that she wanted to break off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, put them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret to inform you that I cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
4. Teachers and students
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student`s closest family. A smartass from the back of the classroom asked, `What about extreme sexual exhaustion?`
The whole class laughed their heads off. When laughter stopped, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, `You can write with the other hand`.
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